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You thought I was speaking about myself in third person, didn't you? Rest assured I will likely never do that, because it's weird. Also, my birthday isn't for a few weeks, anyway.
Okay, so back to the topic at hand: KATE MOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD TODAY! Can you believe it? I can't. I also can't believe how awful this post is sounding right now, so let me divert your attention to a piece of a similar - and by far, better - nature from The Huffington Post.